I think I’ve figured out how to successfully design, manufacture, and market jeans for Lebanon. The brand will be known as Insert-Lame-Ass-Brand-Name-Here, and on our billboards we’ll feature our very own Insert-Name-of-Generic-Girl-With-Nice-Ass. She’ll display our luxury designer product in several situations which reflect upon the normal daily activities of ladies who wear jeans, such as Insert-Situation-Where-Girl-Is-Lying-With-Ass-Raised-In-A-Public-Place, or Insert-Situation-Where-Girl-Is-With-A-Live-Animal.
Our jeans will be made from the finest quality designer materials that Insert-Name-Of-Country-Other-Than-China has to offer, made from our skilled Not-Sweatshop-Workers.
Beirut Apothecary 